EarthWorm Jim H.Q 


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Click Here To View Picture  Evil The Cat.
If Satan had a pet,it would surely be evil.
The fiend cat from Heck.
This fanged feline is overlord of the steaming,broiling prison planet Heck.
He'll gleefully decimate a planet or blow an offending minion to smitheens just to make a point, as a prank or simply a bad joke.
 

 Earth Worm Jim.
Was once a dirt-eating, crow-tempting,mouthful of chewy worm flesh, but now he has become a virtually indestrctible with muscles and four brains(sometimes more is less)and a really big gun.
You can be certain that Earthworm Jim will find adventures in the weirdest places and meet the most bizarre characters any normal person has seen. 
Click Here To View Picture Henchrat
Poor Henchrat always being pushed by Evil The Cat.
Evil just uses him, Henchrat has a cheese gun(what do you expect from a rat?)
But Henchrat doesent't do much, except to listen to Evil. 

Click Here To View Picture Princess Whats-Her-Name.
Journeys across the galaxy seeking support in her battle to overthrow her evil twin sister Queen Slug For A Butt.
Fortunate for the Princess they're not identical twins!
For better(or worse) EarthWorm Jim is the Princess's chief ally and ready to do whatever he can to restore her to her rightful throne.
The fact is that jim's devotion to the Princess goes depper than politics, Though she isn't quite sure if she's flattered by his attention or should run and hide.


Click Here To View Picture Peter Puppy.
Peter is jim's sidekick, whenever he gets hurt or scared he forms into a monster.
Jim uses him when he is a monster on his enemies. 

Click Here To View Picture Psy-Crow
Psy-crow works for the Queen.
He tries to get Jim's Super Suit, but he always fails. 

Click Here To View Picture Professor Monkey For A Head.
Professor Monkey For A Head the diabolical designer of Jim's cyber suit.
Of course, the Professor wants the suit back.
Having a monkey for a head, he accidentally ate the blueprints.
So he's trying to trap our intrepid worm and make crow-bait out of him. 

Click Here To View Picture Bob And #4
Bob is a talking goldfish, who wants to takeover the universe.
#4 is strong, but a very dumb cat who only listens to Bob's orders. 

Click Here To View Picture Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Puss-Filled, Malformed, Slug For A Butt.
The queen is the twin sister of the princess.
She wants Jim's super suit, so she sends Psy-crow to get it for her.
But the super suit is way too small for her (but she doesn't know this)









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Last Updated: March.29,1998

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